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Super
Bowl
A man
had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,
a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
next to him.
"No,"
he says, "The seat is empty."
"This
is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right
mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says,
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed
to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married
in 1967."
"Oh,
I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor
to take the seat?".
The man
shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral." |
